Tiger’s Wood
In case you were unaware, it turns out that successful male athletes with multi-million dollar contracts have sex with lots of women. Who knew?
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December 7th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Heh. You said “wood”…
December 7th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I’m kicking myself. Football players, baseball, basketball, yeah, I knew about that. But who knew that golf was good enough? What’s next, tennis? Curling?
December 7th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Not only is it good enough, he’s actually the wealthiest athlete in the nation. All because he plays golf. GOLF. A game (let’s not be silly and call it a sport) Adam Sandler correctly noted requires stupid pants and a fat ass.
Is it a fun activity? Sure. Did my granpappy love it? Heck yes.
Is it a valid reason for a guy as ugly as Tiger to get to not only have a woman as hot as Elin but actually get bored with her and fool around?
Hellls no.
December 7th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
I’m conflicted. On one hand, it’s none of my fucking business (nor anyone else’s). TW made a train-wreck out of his life, big deal—he ain’t the first one, he won’t be the last.
On the other hand, I find it weirdly fascinating that black people are making Tiger’s preference for blonde (White) women an issue. Wasn’t he the guy who tried to quell the race issue after his first Master’s by saying he wasn’t ‘African-American’, and calling himself ‘Cablinasian’ (Caucasian, Black, Indian, and Asian)? I guess the audience wasn’t listening very well. He seems to remain “that Black golfer”, just as the current president remains “our first Black president” when, in fact, he’s only half-Black.
I know plenty of Black people (of varying percentages, if it mattered) who have succeeded just fine in the world, achieved fame, fortune, success, and happiness. I also know White people who wallow in poverty, self-pity and victimhood like a pig in shit (well, not quite- the pig has a reason). I suppose some will call me a racist, but I suspect the color of one’s skin isn’t quite the dire handicap some people claim. I think that having your achievements held up to a spotlight 24/7 to validate your entire ethnicity must be quite a bitch, too. On that score, is it really so surprising that he did what he did (whatever the hell it WAS that he did…)
I feel kinda sorry for the guy, actually, in the same way I feel for anyone who’s had a great life and ruined it all grasping for more. Is anyone out there ready tell me with a straight face (and women, I mean you, too) that they DEFINITELY wouldn’t have done the same sort of thing, in similar circumstances?
December 7th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
1. Well. DUH!
2. It’s about the money!
3. Who cares?
4. Who cares!
December 7th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
B. Smith, you need to read Steve Sailer’s blog. It seems like a law of nature that guys seem to prefer gals who are paler than they are. We should ask Tam about this. I think she’s right pale.
December 7th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
P.s. I seem to recall reading that Roman women would buy German slave girls just to cut off their hair, so that they could make blonde wigs from it.
December 7th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Obama is 5.65% black. The rest of that half of his lineage is Arab.
December 7th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
*insert tee and extra holes joke here*
December 7th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
I’m shocked, I tell you. Just shocked. I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to get over it.
As far as men’s preferences in women; they vary. OK? That is all.
December 7th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
well my momma alway’s told me if she can’t use your comb don’t bring her home and the darker the berry the sweeter the juice
December 8th, 2009 at 1:00 am
@justthisguy:
Yeah, Tam’s right pale, from the pics I’ve seen. Pretty, too. Just be civil, OK? She shoots way better than I do.
And as for preferring gals paler than me, that would exclude an awful big chunk of the female population. I’m definitely not that exclusive 😀
December 8th, 2009 at 1:39 am
Yeah, BSmith, I can say I wouldn’t do the same thing. I take my promises seriously.
My only preference in women is that they be smart.
December 8th, 2009 at 3:42 am
Have you heard Titlist’s new ad slogan? “Clubs so good that anyone can beat Tiger.”
December 8th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Tiger is done. Mistress number 7 or 9 depending on who you ask is a hard core porn star. Good luck with that pre-nup Tiger.
Jack Nicklaus’s record got a little safer. Golf is a damned hard sport. Pressure kills you on the greens. I doubt anyone could handle this.
December 9th, 2009 at 2:40 am
and nine irons can kill you at home.