Obsession
Your facts, reason, and successful litigation strategy are no match for our dick jokes. It is interesting that he admits he’s losing but, nonetheless, is obligated to vainly hurl a few insults as the door starts to slam shut on those who oppose civil rights.
Mr. Markley’s obsession with penis size is curious. My gun doesn’t compensate for the size of my penis. It compensates for the fact I cannot throw a rock at 1,200 feet per second.
At least the sore losers are consistent and don’t just apply sexual stereotypes to women.
Via Joe, who notes the guy doth protest too much.
July 9th, 2010 at 11:59 am
Wow. And he even managed to throw in the whole “…should only apply to muskets” nonsense while exercising his right to spew moonbat nonsense on a non-printing press.
July 9th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
You’ve made the quote of the day…
http://newbius.blogspot.com/2010/07/qotd-say-uncle.html
July 9th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
That idiot managed to cover just about everything in the hoplophobe’s feeble arsenal, didn’t he?
July 9th, 2010 at 12:16 pm
his argument would be better if he bothered to use the correct words…..It is “altar”, not “alter”. Shows his level of education to not be able to use the correct words.
Plus, it is an emotional, factless, exaggerated diatribe, without any substance.
But that is the liberal way, isn’t it?
July 9th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
He slipped in a subtle “racist” accusation, too.
July 9th, 2010 at 12:28 pm
Male liberals appear to have a great obsession with penis’s. I wonder why…
July 9th, 2010 at 2:36 pm
If markleys obsession of the guns is reflected as a ratio of larger caliber to smaller penis what does it mean seeing I carry a .25 bauer ??? 😉
July 9th, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Penis? What penis? I don’t see any around here…
July 9th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Sometimes a gun is just a gun.
I read comments on links like the one above, looking for any new argument from the anti-rights bigots. I haven’t seen anything new since Heller came out.
July 9th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
I dunno, the guy may have something there … at least in my case.
1. I can find my gun more readily than I can find my penis.
2. My guns are always loaded (except at the range).
3. I don’t buy viagra for my guns.
4. I can hit you with my gun if it misfires.
July 9th, 2010 at 7:56 pm
That’s their best punch?
We ARE winning!
July 9th, 2010 at 11:48 pm
Yes, shootin’ buddy we are winning. But, we need to stop waving our flag in their face. All it will do is piss them off. THINK about it. What do they do that makes us mad? Gloat, ‘mebbe?
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Jerry
July 10th, 2010 at 9:42 am
Y’know, if Markley wants to come out of the closet, he could just say so…
July 10th, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Wow. I only worried about not being able to get the rock up to 950 or so; you’re speed demon!
July 10th, 2010 at 9:49 pm
On an unrelated note, I discovered this evening that Rafferty’s on Kingston Pike has a no gun sign in their restaurant, but I don’t think it meets statutory requirements (it’s on the right coming in behind the very first high table). I notified the manager that the sign was not in a conspicous place and therefore was probably not lawful. I then let him know that I did not intend to come back as long as that sign was up. He said that came from corporate.
July 11th, 2010 at 10:05 am
Markley’s Law is now a reality.
July 11th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Penis envy (substitute?) Why then do people buy 2″ snubbies?
Paul in Texas