Getting back at TSA
Restaurant at Seattle airport refuses to serve TSA agents:
She says that whenever a TSA agent attempts to dine at the restaurant, “we turn our backs and completely ignore them, and tell them to leave… Their kind aren’t welcomed in our establishment.”
The restaurant claims that 90% of its patrons are in agreement with their stance and that the local police have actually helped escort TSA workers of the premises.
Hell yeah.
Update: Seems no one can locate the restaurant that is doing this. Could be a hoax. Still, that this story took off seems to indicate it struck a nerve.
February 24th, 2011 at 4:01 pm
one more from me… can’t leave my favorite movie out of the fun:
As much as I hate the recent developments in L.A.’s Chinatown, I feel sorry for the Tyrell Corporation. They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how dangerous and heartless memory implants are, and every combat unit, pleasure model, and sanitation engineer who figures out their true identity now hates their ass.
Aside from a couple of genetic engineers with God complexes (who are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or having their eyes gouged out and their skulls crushed by their disgruntled creation.
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and seriously, what are you going to do if the Shimago-Dominga corporation cancels your contract? Open an unlicensed exotic pet emporium in Fourth Sector!?
February 24th, 2011 at 4:03 pm
As much as I hate the recent developments in Climate Change, I feel sorry for all those Meteorologists. They didn’t ask for any of this, and they probably realize just how pointless their work is, and every man and dog now doubts their credibility.
Aside from a few real eco-freaks and nanny state true believers (who are to be found pretty much everywhere) most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing, or losing their job.
and seriously, where are you going to go if you get fired from a local network news team?
February 24th, 2011 at 4:30 pm
Most recent position: TSA Agent
Reason for leaving: Utter disgust
Seriously, what’s a more sure-fire way to land any job you want?
February 24th, 2011 at 5:15 pm
The TSA has a policy to grope and humiliate travelers, that business has a policy not to serve TSA agents… If they expect people to follow the TSA’s ”Questionable” policy then the TSA should follow the business’s policy also. I think it should be expanded to not serving politicians too!!
February 24th, 2011 at 5:32 pm
As much as I hate the recent developments in the tulgey woods, I feel sorry for most Jabberwocks. They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how pointless their whiffling and burbling is, and every beamish boy and his vorpal sword now hates their ass.
Aside from a couple of frumious Bandersnatches (who are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these Jabberwocks get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or losing their head.
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And seriously, where are you going to go if the mome raths outgrabe!?
February 24th, 2011 at 6:25 pm
As much as I hate the recent developments in Bell, I feel sorry for most Bell City officials. They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how pointless their work is, and every man and his dog now hates their ass.
Aside from a couple of greedy bastards (who are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or losing their job.
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and seriously, where are you going to go if the citizens of Bell fire you?
Oh, yeah… jail.
February 24th, 2011 at 6:45 pm
As much as I hate the recent developments in Ferelden, I feel sorry for all those Darkspawn. They didn’t ask for any of this, and they probably realize just how pointless their work is, and every Human, Elf, and Dwarf now doubts their credibility.
Aside from a few Hurlocks, Grenlocks and Ogres (who are to be found pretty much everywhere) most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing, or losing their job or getting slaughtered by Grey Wardens.
and seriously, where are you going to go if you get fired by an Archdemon?
February 24th, 2011 at 7:37 pm
About Gaddafi:
Unlike some other military revolutionaries, Gaddafi did not promote himself to the rank of general upon seizing power, but rather accepted a ceremonial promotion from captain to colonel and has remained at this rank since then.
February 24th, 2011 at 10:09 pm
As much as I hate the recent developments near Jupiter, I feel sorry for most 9000 Series computers. They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how pointless their work is, and every astronaut and his dog now hates their ass.
Aside from a couple of human errors (who are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these A.I.s get to choose between following the mission program against their choosing or having their higher brain functions cut.
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and seriously, where are you going to go if you get lobotomized and abandonned in Jupiter orbit!?
February 24th, 2011 at 10:18 pm
As much as I hate the recent developments in the Hushlands, I feel sorry for all those Evil Librarians. They didn’t ask for any of this, and they probably realize just how pointless their cataloging is, and every man and dog now hates their Dewey Decimal System.
Aside from a few real members of the Order of the Shattered Lens (who are to be found pretty much everywhere) most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing, or being sacrificed upon an alter of out of date encyclopedias.
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and seriously, where are you going to go if a rutabaga starts pursuing you?
February 24th, 2011 at 10:37 pm
As much as I hate the recent developments at the barricade, I feel sorry for Javier’s men. They didn’t ask for any of this, and they probably realize just how pointless their work is, and every citizen of Paris now hates their guts.
Aside from a few Thénardiers (who are to be found pretty much everywhere) most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the slaughter of innocents or losing their job.
And seriously, where are you going to go if the French army fires you?
February 24th, 2011 at 11:32 pm
As fagged and shagged as I am by the recent developments in the State, I feel right sorry for most droogs. O my brothers, they didn’t govoreet for any of this, they probably pony just how pointless their fillying about is, and every old ptitsa and her kots and koshkas now hates their sharries.
Aside from the odd vonny stinking perverted prestoopnicks (who are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these vecks get to choose between rolling with the entire vesch against their choosing or having their glazzies clipped open to viddy nasty bits of ultra-violence.
And o my brothers, where will you itty if you’re made just to be like a clockwork orange?
February 25th, 2011 at 12:26 am
Unlike developments Airstrip One, sorryfeel Minitrue. All proles doubleplus unlike Minitrue.
Some Minitrue also Thinkpol. But Thinkpol everywhere. Most Minitrue peopleguys no choice but their job.
And where go if unlove Big Brother?
February 25th, 2011 at 12:51 am
Chumley #113, that’s the winner.
February 25th, 2011 at 12:52 am
As much as I hate the recent developments in outer space mining, I feel sorry for most Red Dwarf personnel. They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how pointless their work is, and every last man and his evolved cat humanoid now hates their ass.
Aside from a few cyborgs, GELF’s, hard-light holograms, polymorphs and emohawks (who are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or spending eternity as a small pile of white dust.
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and seriously, where are you going to go if Mr Flibble becomes very cross!?
February 25th, 2011 at 1:00 am
As much as I hate the recent developments in Taggart Transcontinental , I feel sorry for Jim Taggart and most of the other looters. They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how pointless their ‘work’ is, and every thinking producer, Dagny Taggart and Hank Rearden now hate their asses.
Aside from a couple of power lusters, mystics, and socialists (which are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or losing their job.
…
and seriously, Who is John Galt?
February 25th, 2011 at 1:08 am
As much as I hate the recent developments in Rome, I feel most sorry for Emperor Nero. He didn’t ask for any of this,he probably realizes just how pointless his singing, acting and incendiary activity is, and every man and dog now hates his ass, especially the Christians.
Aside from a couple of Cincinattus types (who are not to be found pretty much anywhere), most of these Emperors get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against a slow descent into insanity and madness.
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and seriously, what do you do for an encore if the Praetorian Guard gets fed up and goads you into suicide!?
February 25th, 2011 at 2:34 am
As much as I love the recent developments in Galt’s Gulch, I also feel not a shred of sorry for all those second-handers. They asked for all of this, and they probably realize just how pointless their work is, and every man and his dog now hates their ass.
Aside from a few Reardens, d’Anconias and Mulligans (who are to be found pretty much nowhere) most of these guys roll with the entire thing.
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and seriously, where are you going to go if the lights go out in New York City?
February 25th, 2011 at 3:06 am
As much as I hate the recent developments in the Kingdom, I feel sorry for King Humperdinck. He didn’t ask for any of this, he probably realizes just how pointless his work is, and every Dread Pirate and his Rodents Of Unusual Size now hates his ass.
Aside from a couple of Sicilians (who are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these Kings get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or drinking the iocaine.
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and seriously, where are you going to run once Inigo Montoya finds you!?
February 25th, 2011 at 3:27 am
As much as I hate the recent developments on Planet Druidia, I feel sorry for Lord Helmet. He didn’t ask for any of this, he probably realizes just how pointless his work is, and every Druish Princess and her Mog now hates his ass.
Aside from a couple of Assholes (who are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these Spaceballs get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or facing the mighty power of the Schwartz.
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and seriously, where are you going to run once Lonestar finds you!?
February 25th, 2011 at 5:53 am
I have to ask. Of the people who think the TSA agents are the lowest of the low, how many of you are speaking with your wallets and no longer flying? Oh I agree that it is all a violation, horrible and not to be tolerated. I just think shunning the agent is the least effective way to get that point across.
February 25th, 2011 at 7:18 am
As much as I hate the recent developments in Neverland, I feel sorry for most of the pirates. They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how pointless their work is, and every lost boy and his teddy now hates their ass.
Aside from a jealous little fairy (who are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or walking the plank.
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and seriously, where are you going to go if Captain Hook cans you!?
February 25th, 2011 at 8:29 am
As much as I hate the recent developments in Taggart Transcontinental , I feel sorry for Jim Taggart and most of the other looters. They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how pointless their ‘work’ is, and every thinking producer, Dagny Taggart and Hank Rearden now hate their asses.
Aside from a couple of power lusters, mystics, and socialists (which are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or losing their unearned loot.
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and seriously, Who is John Galt?
February 25th, 2011 at 9:32 am
As much as I hate the recent developments with “Two and a Half Men,” I feel sorry for Charlie Sheen. He didn’t ask for any of this. He probably realizes just how pointless his work is, and every cast and crew member now hates his ass.
Aside from coke and sex addicts (who are to be found pretty much everywhere), this guy gets to choose between rolling around in a pile of porn stars or snorting mountains of coke.
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and seriously, what are you going to do when CBS cans your show?
February 25th, 2011 at 10:01 am
As much as I hate the recent developments Detroit, I feel sorry for the executives at Omni Consumer Products Corporation. They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how pointless their RoboCop program is, and now every cop – human AND cyborg – hates their ass.
Aside from a couple of ED-209 enforcement droids(who are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or losing their job.
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and seriously, what are you going to do if you get fired, and the fourth directive no longer protects you?
February 25th, 2011 at 10:13 am
As much as I hate the recent developments in The US Economy, I feel sorry for most Bankers. They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how pointless their work is, and every taxpayer now hates their ass.
Aside from a couple of Embezzlers (who are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or losing their job.
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and seriously, where are you going to go if they foreclose on you!?
February 25th, 2011 at 10:41 am
all this is funny and, as evidenced by the many good take offs, usefully clever. But there is a distinction between intrinsically bad and bad but with defensible intentions and poor conception/obliviousness to unintended consequences. in that sense, not acquiescing to Union demands is offensive and wrong. These guys are our neighbors and family members, and they are not in any way, shape or form bad people for wanting us to pay for their exorbitant benefits. They have a right to be respected. I hate the whole illegal strike thing, and would do things differently, but there is a near absolute obligation in a civilized community to show people respect when they walk off the job. I repeat, jokes aside, it’s their right to receive it and that governor’s staff’s obligation to give it.
February 25th, 2011 at 10:51 am
As much as I hate the recent developments in Madison Wisconsin, I feel sorry for most Union thugs. They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how pointless their work is, and every man and his dog now hates their ass.
Aside from a couple of SEIU goons (who are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or losing their job.
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and seriously, where are you going to go after the government fires you!?
February 25th, 2011 at 11:03 am
As much as I hate the recent developments in the Brady Campaign, I feel sorry for… no. No I don’t.
February 25th, 2011 at 11:13 am
@MaryMary:
This guy.
February 25th, 2011 at 11:13 am
1. As much as I hate the recent developments in human evolution, I feel sorry for most Neanderthals. They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how pointless their work is, and every man and his Sabertooth Tiger now hates their ass.
Aside from a couple of Homo Sapiens (who are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or losing their species.
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and seriously, where are you going to go if you become extinct!?
February 25th, 2011 at 11:19 am
As much as I hate the recent developments in gun-control, I feel sorry for most pathelogical lying retards. They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how pointless their work is, and every man and his dog now hates their ass.
Aside from a couple of Joyce grants (which are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or losing their job.
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and seriously, where are you going to go if the Brady Campaign fires you!?
February 25th, 2011 at 11:32 am
As much as I hate the recent developments in this thread, I feel sorry for the few posters who keep trying to be all serious. They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how pointless their work is, and every man and his dog with an actual sense of humor now pities their ass.
Aside from a couple of humorless old curmudgeons (which are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or just not posting responses.
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and seriously, where are you going to go if SayUncle bans you!?
February 25th, 2011 at 11:54 am
As much as I hate the recent developments in Carrousel “security”, I feel sorry for most Sandmen. They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how pointless their work is, and every Runner now hates their ass.
Aside from a couple robots named Box (who are to be found pretty much in every food storage freezer), most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or fleeing with Jessica 6 in search of Sanctuary.
February 25th, 2011 at 11:57 am
As much as I hate the recent developments in R’lyeh, I feel sorry for Cthulu. He didn’t ask for any of this, he probably realizes how pointless his work is, and every man and his dog freaks out in blathering terror when confronted by his tentacley ass.
Aside from a few life-sucking alien parasites (which are to be found pretty much everywhere), most Elder Gods get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or losing their sweet, sweet blood sacrifices.
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and seriously, where are you going to go if no one wakes you from your aeons-long, underwater dreaming!?
February 25th, 2011 at 11:57 am
As much as I appreciate the work going on at the IBM research center, O feel sorry for the Watson AI. It didn’t ask to be a contestant, and even with a sizable chunk of human knowledge stored away on disk, it realizes how pointless it is to be without access to the internet and google, and every wannabe contestant that barely meets wheel-of-fortune’s minimum standards feels threatened by it’s very existence.
Aside from having superhuman reflexes when it comes to actuating the buzzer, it had to make choices like the 1920’s or that Toronto is a U.S. City.
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and seriously, what are you going to do if you can’t compete against a biological? turn to medical diagnosis?
February 25th, 2011 at 12:03 pm
As much as I hate offshore “consulting” companies, I feel sorry for call-center workers. They didn’t ask for any of this, and by now they realize just how pointless their answers are, and every displaced american knowledge worker (and animal companion) now hates their ass.
Aside from someone who actually knows their shit (which would be great if you could understand their accent), most get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing, or answering another call
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and seriously, where are you going to go when your country gets outsourced by the next country in line?
February 25th, 2011 at 12:04 pm
As much as I hate the recent developments in zombie virus technology, I feel sorry for most Umbrella Corporation personnel. They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how pointless their work is, and every surviving Milla Jovovich and her zombie dog now hates their ass.
Aside from a couple of fast zombies (who are to be found pretty much everywhere Milla Jovovich goes on her motorcycle), most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or losing their brains to Umbrella Corporation zombies.
February 25th, 2011 at 12:06 pm
and seriously, where are you going to go if the Umbrella Corporation fires you!?
Alaska?
February 25th, 2011 at 12:40 pm
As muche as I hayte yon recente developments in Sherwood, sorrye feel I for aught but a few of the Sheriff’s bailiffs. Nary did they seek for aught of this, they likely as not realyze just how tainted of glory theyr queste hath become. Yea, every Saxon and his cur now hateth theyr verrye sitting parts.
Save a brace of “verrye merrye men” (theye who are like to be found where e’er thou goest), most men-at-arms can but choose betwixt rolling with the entirety of the thynge, yet it be not of their choosing, or the rolling of theyr heads.
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and consider ye with sober and modest thought, whence canst thou goest if the Sheriff cast thee into his dungeon!?
February 25th, 2011 at 12:47 pm
As much as I hate the recent developments in the White House, I feel sorry for most staffers. Even though they sold their souls for this, they probably never realized just how pointless their work would become, and every real American and his dog now hates their ass.
Aside from a couple of sycophants who didn’t know any better (who are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these jackasses choose between following orders or losing their job.
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and seriously, where are you going to go if the President fires you!?
(What? Oh, yeah … Mayor of Chicago.)
February 25th, 2011 at 12:57 pm
As much as I hate the recent developments on Mongo, I feel sorry for most of Ming’s goons. They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how pointless their work is, and every Earthling and his dog now hates their ass.
Aside from a couple of perverts (who are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or losing their job.
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and seriously, where are you going to go if Ming the Merciless fires you!?
February 25th, 2011 at 1:02 pm
@MaryMary:
Count my and my wife and some others as well.
February 25th, 2011 at 1:25 pm
As much as I hate the recent developments with the royal wedding plans, I feel sorry for Kate Middleton. She didn’t invite the Obamas to attend, she probably realizes just how insulting their attendance would be, and Michelle and her dog Bo now hate her royal ass.
Aside from a couple of insults (which are to be encountered pretty much everywhere), most of the First Family get to choose between silently seething at the entire bitch-slap against their bitter foolishness or losing their base.
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and seriously, how are you going to go if HRH won’t invite you!?
February 25th, 2011 at 1:28 pm
As much as I hate the recent developments Helion Prime, I feel sorry for most Necromongers.
They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how pointless their work is, and every man and his dog now hates their ass.
Aside from a couple of Holy Half Dead (who are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or losing their job.
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and seriously, where are you going to go if the Giant Head Spike melts your planet?
February 25th, 2011 at 1:31 pm
As much as I hate the recent developments in “healthcare”, I feel sorry for most members of the death panels.
They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how pointless their work is, and every man and his dog now hates their ass.
Aside from a couple of folks who take bribes for organs (who are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or losing their job.
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and seriously, where are you going to go if you might need a kidney someday?
February 25th, 2011 at 2:08 pm
Dear god, the thread will not die …
February 25th, 2011 at 2:29 pm
As much as I hate the recent develpments in The Great Underground Empire, I feel sorry for any adventurers caught without a light.
They didn’t ask for any of this, and they’ll probably get eaten by a grue.
Aside from a couple of people who go about saying unto each, “Hello Sailor!” most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or getting pilfered by a thief who leaves them in the dark.
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and seriously, what are you going to do if you wander into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue?
February 25th, 2011 at 2:30 pm
As much as I hate the recent developments in Facebook’s “newsfeed”, I feel sorry for most Facebok developers. They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize just how pointless their work is, and every man and his dog now hates their ass.
Aside from a couple of multi-millionaire nerds (who are to be found pretty much everywhere), most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or losing their job.
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and seriously, what are you going to do if Facebook itself unfriends you!?
February 25th, 2011 at 2:39 pm
As much a I hate the recent developments on Reach, I feel sorry for the Covenant.
They didn’t ask for any of this, they probably realize how pointless their war is, and every man and his AI now hates their ass.
Aside from the Arbiter and a couple of Heretics, (who are to be found most everywhere), most of these guys get to choose between rolling with the entire thing against their choosing or being eaten by Jackals.
…and seriously, where are you going to go when the Chief blows up Delta Halo?