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Movie Review Haiku: The Expendables

All these action stars
Together in one movie
And it was all meh

10 Responses to “Movie Review Haiku: The Expendables”

  1. Kevin Baker Says:

    And there’s a sequel coming!

    I’m not sure I can restrain my enthusiasm…

  2. HL Says:

    For this awful dreck,
    I gave it a new title:
    The Unwatchables.

  3. Jennifer Says:

    We like to call it
    The Expendable movie
    the Stallone wankfest

  4. Bubblehead Les Says:

    What? You were expecting “Stagecoach” or “Gone With the Wind?” Just be glad it wasn’t “Indiana Jones 4.”

  5. Evyl Robot Michael Says:

    I expected it to be bad when I watched it. It was even worse.

  6. Paul Says:

    I saw the show.. it stunk.

    There went a couple of hours of my life I can’t get back.

    It was such a stupid show….

  7. Sashok.Privetov Says:

    All of you are missing the point.

    This movie is so horrible the producers know it.

    It is so horrible, it crosses the boundary into awesome.

  8. SouthpawByNW Says:

    With the sequel it is going to have Chuck Norris and JCVD in it. So that raises the level to “mmmkay” right?

  9. Medium Sized Jake Says:

    It was a monumental crap-fest. It was critical-mass, starting-to-glow crap.

    But they knew it. That’s what makes it “camp”.

    Glad to have been of service.

  10. 45er Says:

    Oh, it was worse than meh. The AA12 scenes were impossible to describe.

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