Movie Review Haiku: The Expendables
All these action stars
Together in one movie
And it was all meh
All these action stars
Together in one movie
And it was all meh
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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December 14th, 2011 at 10:04 am
And there’s a sequel coming!
I’m not sure I can restrain my enthusiasm…
December 14th, 2011 at 10:53 am
For this awful dreck,
I gave it a new title:
The Unwatchables.
December 14th, 2011 at 12:18 pm
We like to call it
The Expendable movie
the Stallone wankfest
December 14th, 2011 at 12:50 pm
What? You were expecting “Stagecoach” or “Gone With the Wind?” Just be glad it wasn’t “Indiana Jones 4.”
December 14th, 2011 at 2:00 pm
I expected it to be bad when I watched it. It was even worse.
December 14th, 2011 at 2:18 pm
I saw the show.. it stunk.
There went a couple of hours of my life I can’t get back.
It was such a stupid show….
December 14th, 2011 at 2:48 pm
All of you are missing the point.
This movie is so horrible the producers know it.
It is so horrible, it crosses the boundary into awesome.
December 14th, 2011 at 3:24 pm
With the sequel it is going to have Chuck Norris and JCVD in it. So that raises the level to “mmmkay” right?
December 14th, 2011 at 7:04 pm
It was a monumental crap-fest. It was critical-mass, starting-to-glow crap.
But they knew it. That’s what makes it “camp”.
Glad to have been of service.
December 14th, 2011 at 10:12 pm
Oh, it was worse than meh. The AA12 scenes were impossible to describe.