Hybrid shark
At least they’re not flying but apparently there was some inter-species shark on shark action. And it’s of course caused by GLOBAL WARMING!!!!111.
At least they’re not flying but apparently there was some inter-species shark on shark action. And it’s of course caused by GLOBAL WARMING!!!!111.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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January 4th, 2012 at 9:21 am
You see, our beloved leader got shark to ignore the color of one’s skin in order to breed peacefully. Is there anything he can’t do.
Or, you could just blame it all on W.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:17 am
Warm water sharks decided to breed with cold water sharks because the water is getting….warmer. Hokay, then.
January 4th, 2012 at 10:21 am
This ” hybrid shark ” is much more common than they would have you believe.Fish release their sperm into the water in the vicinity of a female fish. If another fish of that species is in the immediate area they are knocked up. I learned that from Jaque Cousteau in the 1970’s. You do remember this great scientist don’t you ? These global warming IDIOTS are just that . IDIOTS!
January 4th, 2012 at 10:41 am
That damn George Dubya Bush!
January 4th, 2012 at 10:46 am
Cottonjeff — you’re right in the majority of cases, but sharks get a lot more personal in their mating habits. If there are little hybrids, they got there the same way as hybrid mammals.
January 4th, 2012 at 12:03 pm
Meh. Call me when the frickin’ laser-beams-on-their-heads mutation arrives.
January 4th, 2012 at 1:24 pm
I’m waiting for the plug-in sharks, they get better nautical millage.
January 4th, 2012 at 2:51 pm
Insulating the batteries of a plug-in shark from salt water is a pain. Still, the electricity is needed to power the laser.
January 4th, 2012 at 6:54 pm
When sharks breed with tigers, or worse yet, eagles, I will be concerned. As it stands now, so long as you do battle with a shark on dry land, it really is just a waiting game.
January 4th, 2012 at 7:50 pm
So a black tip from one region mated with a black tip from another region and this is proof of Global Warmening?? Jebus, wait til they see my Labradoodle.
January 6th, 2012 at 1:09 pm
Bob,
You’re an idiot.
That is all.