We should ban cancer
What government does: A company is fined for not using a biofuel that doesn’t exist.
What government does: A company is fined for not using a biofuel that doesn’t exist.
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January 11th, 2012 at 10:41 am
Hell, I think we should write a law stating that Pi=3.000 and the gravitic constant must be reduced from 9.8m/s^^2 by 3% a year for the next five years to reduce American obesity. (Your weight will decrease by over 14% with the stroke of a pen!)
Remember, we voted these morons in.
January 11th, 2012 at 1:21 pm
Coming next, a requirement to use 100 tons of fairy dust and 200 tons of leprechaun shavings in fuel every year…
January 11th, 2012 at 4:23 pm
Ban cancer!? Great idea, we can fine anyone who gets cancer – what a great new revenue stream!
January 11th, 2012 at 5:18 pm
The Indiana legislature actually made pi=4 a long time ago. These companies are actually paying more than a dollar a gallon in fines!
January 11th, 2012 at 6:11 pm
Kevin, I never voted for the bill that mandated that shit, or the EPA that came up with it.