Ah but you see joe-joe the id(you know the rest) accidentally ‘forgot’ the most important part of his ‘brilliant’ home defense strategy: you must use blanks in your double barrel. That way you put no one at risk (except yourself of course)- and after all the noise is what puts the crooks to flight………….
Masked guys leaning in his open window who threatened him with a weapon…… and there was a bright light coming from the bottom of the flying saucer in his backyard. Oh, and the aliens and masked men were White Supramist Communist Islamists wearing shirts that read “Virginia is for killing lovers”…. and when he shot at them they yelled “I hate cops”…. that is exactly what happened officer.
Look, if he had shot at burglars and missed I will support him. But making up a BS story because the polic arrive due to a noise complaint….
February 25th, 2013 at 11:56 pm
No surprise, it’s illegal in ‘most’ states…
February 26th, 2013 at 2:47 am
So “The Vice President said it was okay” isn’t a valid legal defense? Who knew?
February 26th, 2013 at 3:08 am
Sorry for the threadjack, however, a number of graphics have gone viral on the state level in Colorado.
Here’s a small selection of some of them. (Note that some of them may be somewhat offensive.)
http://imgur.com/FQbPjvi
http://imgur.com/lLP9Kc5
http://imgur.com/LcWkjoO
http://imgur.com/uYwHKLo
http://imgur.com/pjJo3E6
February 26th, 2013 at 4:05 am
That guy did it more safely than Biden suggested.
He fired it in his own house and, according to the article, didn’t damage any other houses.
Biden-style would result in a buck-shot rain in the neighborhood.
February 26th, 2013 at 8:26 am
His defense should subpoena Biden to testify at the trial.
February 26th, 2013 at 11:27 am
He probably used an evil assault pump shotgun.
February 26th, 2013 at 2:07 pm
Silly man, doesn’t he know he isn’t part of the elite who get prosecutorial discretion? Now had he been a high Party member….
February 26th, 2013 at 2:24 pm
Ah but you see joe-joe the id(you know the rest) accidentally ‘forgot’ the most important part of his ‘brilliant’ home defense strategy: you must use blanks in your double barrel. That way you put no one at risk (except yourself of course)- and after all the noise is what puts the crooks to flight………….
February 26th, 2013 at 2:59 pm
I’m betting the popo don’t believe there was a break in.
February 26th, 2013 at 4:05 pm
“Following Joe Biden’s advice will get you arrested”
That was most likely what Blowhard Joe had in mind when he said that.
February 26th, 2013 at 4:15 pm
Masked guys leaning in his open window who threatened him with a weapon…… and there was a bright light coming from the bottom of the flying saucer in his backyard. Oh, and the aliens and masked men were White Supramist Communist Islamists wearing shirts that read “Virginia is for killing lovers”…. and when he shot at them they yelled “I hate cops”…. that is exactly what happened officer.
Look, if he had shot at burglars and missed I will support him. But making up a BS story because the polic arrive due to a noise complaint….