What to do after a self-defense shooting
Well, you could call the cops. And call your lawyer. And wait for both to arrive before speaking.
Or you could haul the dead body to your lawyer’s office:
A southwest Florida man put his dead neighbor in the bed of his pickup truck and drove to his lawyer’s office claiming he’d killed the man in self-defense.
Attorney Robert Harris told the News-Press of Fort Myers that 52-year-old John Marshall showed up around 4 p.m. Wednesday, saying he didn’t know who else to trust.
Seriously?
March 6th, 2015 at 6:01 pm
I can imagine the lawyer being… No… No.. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Likely he won’t be able to represent the guy and will now be a witness in a murder trial instead.
March 6th, 2015 at 7:52 pm
Dear god, some people are stupid.
Call your lawyer, have him call the police for you, and just shut the fuck up. A night in jail beats a murder charge.
March 6th, 2015 at 9:23 pm
I can see I need to put up a new sign at the office.
March 7th, 2015 at 6:50 am
Now that I think about it, none of those prepper blogs ever list ‘wood chipper’ and ‘quick lime’, or even ‘large animal butcher knives’.
March 8th, 2015 at 7:26 pm
SPQR: “This is not dead burglar storage!”
March 8th, 2015 at 10:08 pm
SPQR: “This is not dead burglar storage!”
– lol
March 10th, 2015 at 10:10 pm
S. S. S.