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Mindset of the Gentleman Killer

Get off my team

Suarez International is offering a course on, and I am not making this up, KILLING WITHIN THE LAW. What in the actual fuck? No pretense of self defense just right to giving wannabe operators turgid little nubbins.

Do the lessons include how to drag the body inside the house and planting weapons on dead bodies?

8 Responses to “Mindset of the Gentleman Killer”

  1. Publius Says:

    This sounds exactly like the kind of class that could come back to bite someone if they were ever involved in a self-defense situation.

  2. mike Says:

    I was going to buy a glock slide from him.

    Now I’ll just spend more and go with Zev.

  3. SPQR Says:

    I’d sign up …. with an assumed name and where Groucho glasses in the class pictures

  4. totc Says:

    Instilling Trigger Points, Though Processes and Articulable Facts into the Warrior Lifestyle

    There is a warrior lifestyle? Let me guess that your kit includes;

    A. Affliction muscle shirts
    B. Bad tribal tatttoos
    C. High Speed Low Drag Bro-perator gear
    D. Bro-dozer vehicle
    E. Avenged Sevenfold and Five Finger Death Punch’s entire catalog.

  5. mikee Says:

    If I wanted to collect money from all the people I did NOT want in any other self-defense class offered at my organization, because they might creep out the other students, or require special attention at the range to insure safety, this is perhaps the perfect way to go about self-segregating them. While still making a buck off them.

    What a strange old world it would be, were we all exactly alike.

  6. Mike W. Says:

    Anyone who ends up in court after having taken this course….. well, it’d be like finding a pot of gold for any competent prosecutor.

  7. Sigivald Says:

    Mike – That suggests an excellent opportunity!

    Since people will only look at the name anyway, why not have classes in “Minimal Force And Avoiding Shooting Someone” for handgun training?

    That’d look great in court!

  8. Nicole Frank Says:

    Just thinking that legal killing could mean: assisted suicide, death penalty, suicide, maybe even abortion, defense of others, accident…

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