Entertaining
Female readers, look away. For anyone who remembers subservient chicken comes the virtual bartender, which is a hotter version. Type a command and see what happens. My favorites: do push ups and eat a banana.
Update: kiss is a good one too.
Update 2: You must enter fight! Now!
November 10th, 2004 at 3:28 pm
Thanks a lot, man. I know of at least three other people whose afternoon productivity is now totally shot. 🙂
November 10th, 2004 at 3:32 pm
WEll, keep posted on any good commands then.
November 10th, 2004 at 3:38 pm
Jump, dance, bend over, pour, light. Strip was amusing. As was jiggle.
November 10th, 2004 at 3:38 pm
strip, kick (all pg-13)
November 10th, 2004 at 3:40 pm
Fight is awesome!
November 10th, 2004 at 3:46 pm
Cartwheel! Cartwheel!
I’m not mentioning some of the others that have produced results. I need to get back to work.
November 10th, 2004 at 4:21 pm
there goes my afternoon
November 10th, 2004 at 4:24 pm
“math”
November 10th, 2004 at 4:24 pm
“shoot”
November 10th, 2004 at 4:34 pm
“stretch”
November 10th, 2004 at 4:49 pm
This is just truely a sick, twisted and horrible waste of time…
I love it!
November 10th, 2004 at 5:25 pm
“box”
November 10th, 2004 at 5:28 pm
Also “kung fu”
November 10th, 2004 at 6:22 pm
Thanks a lot! I’m finally motivated to get off my sucky dial-up!
November 10th, 2004 at 6:27 pm
Better than a Chicken
The geniuses at Beer.com have done BK’s Subservient Chicken a billion times better. Introducing Virtual Bartender!
November 10th, 2004 at 8:28 pm
Spread!!!
November 10th, 2004 at 8:31 pm
suck
November 10th, 2004 at 8:33 pm
Kiss is hot!!!!!
November 10th, 2004 at 9:54 pm
“Show some skin” gets a nice butt shot
November 10th, 2004 at 10:38 pm
“tickle”
November 10th, 2004 at 10:41 pm
Also “handstand”
November 10th, 2004 at 10:41 pm
I knew there was something wrong with her. She doesn’t understand “cook” or “clean.” >:)
November 10th, 2004 at 10:42 pm
Oh yeah, “tap” is fun.
November 10th, 2004 at 10:51 pm
And not that I’m obsessed with this or anything, but try “orgasm”
November 10th, 2004 at 10:53 pm
Or “shirt”
November 10th, 2004 at 10:55 pm
Interesting: “wet” seems to break it.
November 10th, 2004 at 10:56 pm
belly
November 10th, 2004 at 10:58 pm
phone
November 10th, 2004 at 11:03 pm
laugh
November 10th, 2004 at 11:06 pm
Ya, wet, shower and bathe seem to break it.
November 10th, 2004 at 11:42 pm
banana
November 11th, 2004 at 12:47 am
Jumping Jacks!!!!!!
Gym class was never so much fun
November 11th, 2004 at 12:51 am
dog is bizarre though she won’t do doggy
November 11th, 2004 at 12:53 am
You might also try simply Beer
November 11th, 2004 at 12:54 am
BUTT
November 11th, 2004 at 8:29 am
Lambada or macarena (same result either way) are quite fun. Can’t believe I’m looking at this again, SU you bastard… 🙂
November 11th, 2004 at 8:33 am
“be bad” was disturbing.
November 11th, 2004 at 2:49 pm
mx5:
You can type “be [anything]” or just “be” and get that result.
November 11th, 2004 at 3:02 pm
We’ve still missed:
pitcher
cowgirl
pillow fight
bottle
nap
lick
A pretty good list in the comments here.
November 11th, 2004 at 10:41 pm
“Lesbian” is amusing
November 11th, 2004 at 11:03 pm
The “lesbian” bit is the same thing she does for countless other suggestions, like “blow” and “sex.”
November 12th, 2004 at 11:05 am
rope
hair
pillow
November 15th, 2004 at 5:21 pm
Try dance on the bar. we need to move the camera though
February 19th, 2007 at 2:07 am
Buy Soma
Buy Soma