One more reason to hate geese

I still hate the damn things. As a property owner, I find them vile. A good sized flock can turn acres of grass into a pile of turds in a few days. They’re loud, obnoxious, stupid, and generally unpleasant. They are also protected by some arbitrary migratory bird laws. The only good they provide is exercise for Politically Incorrect Dog. He tends to run full force toward any flocks of them he happens to come across. An environmental lawyer friend of mine told me that was OK as long as I wasn’t turning him loose on them. He hasn’t managed to catch one yet because they can get airborne quickly when they have to. And 75 pounds of bull dog qualifies as having to.

I hate geese. Now I have another reason to hate them. They are, again, sucking at the government teat. They could just gas them, like New Jersey does.