Paris Hilton for the Supreme Court
Apparently, the big issue centering around the nomination of a Supreme Court justice is whether or not they have a vagina. Knowledge of constitutional law, work ethic, the issues be damned. Put us a chick on the court because they have vaginas. No more penises on the court!
Update: Tonight, Bush will announce the nominee. And they better not have a schlong.
Update 2: Dammit! Another tally-whacker on the court!
Update 3: Mangina it is.
Update 4: Sandra Day O’Connor thinks he’s cool but isn’t happy about his apparent lack of a vagina.
July 19th, 2005 at 11:58 am
Janice Rogers Brown.
Actually, if I was the President, first I’d get the Democrats to reject a couple of men first “because that would leave only one woman on the Court”, and then nominate Brown.
“What, she’s too radical a conservative? But I thought you wanted a woman. Why can’t you make up your minds?”
July 19th, 2005 at 12:11 pm
LMFAO, Unc!!!!!!!!!!!
I have very little to add to this. I was just blogging on through and saw your post… to say I laughed my a## off would be an understatement. Blog ON, bro….
July 19th, 2005 at 1:42 pm
Justice Hilton could certainly provide some “insight” for internet pr0n rulings.
July 19th, 2005 at 2:32 pm
Unless of course the nominee is SKB!
July 19th, 2005 at 2:38 pm
Hmm, not a bad choice.
Say, want to carnival?
http://strata-sphere.com/blog/index.php/archives/365
July 19th, 2005 at 8:07 pm
OK, so who’s this Roberts guy, and what’s he think about 2A? From the Drudge headline, it looks like it’s going to be a gal-dern Roe vs. Wade Yawner.
July 19th, 2005 at 8:36 pm
That made me spit out my icecream. And I REALLY WANTED THAT ICE CREAM.
July 19th, 2005 at 9:07 pm
thank you Instapundit for linking this site , its out of this world , I actually LMAO ….;-)
July 19th, 2005 at 9:08 pm
hahahahaha yeah well I almost choked hmmm on my cigarette ..hahahahaha