Immanantizing the Eschaton
Oh glory day, the end is near! If you’re wrapped a little too tight around the cross, the appropriate reaction to Middle East turmoil is all-out celebration. Hooray for the end of the world and the people perverse enough to welcome it.
Praise God! We are chosen to be in these times and also watch and spread the word. Something inside me is exploding to get out, and I don’t know what it is. Its kind of like I want to do cartwheels around the neighborhood.
What’s especially brilliant is that the Rapture Ready website is down. It’s like their own private little end times over there.
July 21st, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Meh.
Still six years to go before end times/rapture/singularity.
July 21st, 2006 at 3:55 pm
6 years? Should I start blowing my retirement on hookers and smack? 😉
July 21st, 2006 at 3:59 pm
To hell with that Uncle…I’m taking up smoking again!
July 21st, 2006 at 5:34 pm
Keep your eye out for the fnords!
July 21st, 2006 at 8:55 pm
There are no fnords in the advertisements.
July 22nd, 2006 at 5:00 am
Oh, boy! A war in Israel! That means Jesus is coming back!
Just like he did in 1948, and 1956, 1967, and 1973!