SayUncle News Brief
– September 19, 2002 – New York, New York – Rosie O’Donnell announced at a press conference today that she was the new front man for the band Flock of Seagulls. Rosie will replace long time front man Michael Score, who says he’s leaving the band over differences in artistic integrity. Rosie, who took a queue from Score’s hair stylist, is ecstatic to have a new platform to speak with all the soccer-moms. Flock of Seagulls Guitarist Joe Rodriguez says ‘I think Rosie will add a great new level of intensity to our band.’ Drummer Albert Cruz said ‘Nah, we’re just doing it for the publicity.’
