SayUncle Newsbrief
Washington D.C. – The President’s State of the Union Address was leaked to SayUncle news. In the Address, Bush details why we must invade Iraq as follows:
“If we attack Iraq, they will be forced to defend themselves. When they defend themselves by using the weapons they reportedly do not have, I will personally fly to the residence of Jacques Chirac, wave my finger at him, tell him I told you so, and sing nanny nanny boo boo. Or I may just call him a frog. I haven’t decided yet.”
Chirac couldn’t be reached for comment. Of course, no one cared what he had to say, really. And that just makes him mad.
