Excuse Me, Your Ass is on Fire
PETA sent a letter to Yasser Arafat after a donkey was blown up in a bomb attack in the West Bank.
No humans were killed when the donkey was strapped with explosives and detonated, but the attack narrowly missed an Israeli bus carrying soldiers.
OK, what about the Israelis and Palestinians that could have died? Of course, the donkey is a victim. But PETA should maybe oppose all the violence and not just the violence against the animals. The good news is that the donkey wasn’t very accurate. I’m sure I could throw in some sort of joke about Democrats but I’ll leave that up to you, dear reader.
Update: I could have come up with a better name for the post, such as: Blowing it out your ass. Kiss your ass goodbye. What an Ass Hole.