Grammar Clarification
Why is it that you never see Al Qaida spelled the same way twice? Use this handy list of the top spellings to ensure that you know exactly which terrorist whackos the press is referring to:
Al Qaeda
Al Qaida
ALKDA (phonics anyone?)
Kareem Abdul Jabar
Alfalfa
Abra abracadabra, I wanna reach out and grab ya
Aunt Jemima
Bunch of fucking crazy goddamn idiots
Yeah, that was funnier when I thought it up than when I actually typed it. Remember, I’m in this to entertain me, not you!