This weekend, I . . .
Planted one tree
Mulched four trees
Planted fourteen non veggie producing plants
Planted nine herbs and spices (fresh rosemary, yum!)
Built a new dog door
Assembled one workbench (for building ARs on)
Carpeted my screened-in porch
Mowed
Weed ate (weed eated?)
Vacuumed
Swept the house
Did a load of dishes
Drank 17 beers & 5 glasses of Bowmore’s
Disposed of excess lumber
Soaped and scrubbed my porch
Planted two bushes
Mulched two bushes
Oh yeah, mulched those 14 plants too
Placed sod at portions of my yard that pupster had dug craters in
Made two trips to Lowe’s and two to Home Depot
Spent $472 on those four trips
Carpeted a walkway through the garage to our cars
Met three of my new neighbors
Built a tomato garden
Planted seven tomato plants
Planted one green pepper plant
Walked the dogs
Played tug, fetch and ball with same dogs
Had some kickass chicken wings at friend’s house
And I’m spent.
