Helping Frank
Frank became a monkey. He doesn’t like monkeys, unless they’re ninja monkeys, I think. Anyway, he’s a great humor writer who doesn’t deserve to be a monkey, but maybe a ninja. And I’m pretty sure when he refers to ninjas, he doesn’t mean Insane Clown Posse fans.
And since I am not above helping a link-pimper out nor am I above stealing err borrowing other peoples’ ideas, here are some Fun Facts About Franks:
They don’t all have friends named Ernest.
The do, however, all have friends named Bean.
If you rearrange the letters in IMAO, it clearly spells Frank.
Frank also refers to A mark or signature placed on a piece of mail to indicate the right to send it free of charge. Despite this, Franks are not stamps.
If you refer to a Frank as a Franc, Frank’s will become quite agitated and take a striking posture. Franc’s, however, won’t care all that much.
The sworn enemy of the Franks is not the French. It’s monkeys. The French are generally pissy about this. The monkeys typically don’t notice.
The average life expectancy of a male Frank is 74.1 years. The average life of a female Frank is indeterminable.
If you make fun of a Frank by referring to Beans and Ernest, they may become agitated. However, it is more likely that they will just ignore you.
If you make a Frank angry, they become Frank-incensed.
