One thing you should know about me
I have (and I am not making this up) and axe handle autographed by Buford Pusser (yes, the Buford Pusser). If I could do anything with that axe handle, it would be to use it to crack the skull of that little British chick that does the Orbit gum commercial.
Or maybe hit a goose. But they’re kinda fast. Little British people aren’t real fast.
September 4th, 2003 at 8:52 am
Perhaps it’s not the same thing, but I’ve got a baseball bat autographed by Mark McGwire.
No human enemies (as such), but the neighbors have peacocks. Annoyingly loud peacocks.
September 4th, 2003 at 2:48 pm
Yes, but how are your teeth Uncle? Fabulous!
September 4th, 2003 at 3:50 pm
I kinda like those commercials. They’re a bit too fakey to come off as the “so plastic they’re bad” commercial they want to, but it’s still kinda fun. And she’s cute! Fabulous.
September 16th, 2003 at 5:04 am
Hi! I found you while Google searching ‘Buford Pusser axe handle’ to see where, if anywhere, it would put me in the list. I own one of those things myself and, due to computer difficulties almost my control, I’ve mentioned it several hundred times recently in my blog…I call it ‘axe-handle therapy’. I still don’t know where I am, but you’re first on the list.
I’ll be blogrolling you. Between the Pusser club and flaming feet, I’ve gotta come see what you write about next.
Peace…
Stevie
September 16th, 2003 at 5:42 am
I came in 4th….now that I finally finished checking.