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Hookers at 6 a.m.

So, what do you do when hooker shows up at your door uninvited at 6 in the morning? I dunno but it sounds a lot like a Tarantino movie plot.

4 Responses to “Hookers at 6 a.m.”

  1. tgirsch Says:

    A good friend of mine had that happen at 5AM. He was expecting the cab driver, got the hooker instead. He simply told her “Sorry, my wife is here.” He’s not even married.

  2. mike hollihan Says:

    When I moved into my current apartment I had to endure about nine months of all sorts of dangerous and disreputable folks coming by looking for the previous guy, though none were hookers. Once, I answered the door to find one guy facing me and another smooshed up against the outside wall so I wouldn’t see him (saw his reflection in the door glass)! Damn near sh*t my britches over that. I did have a neighbor who was a hooker, but she wasn’t worth the money….

  3. Chris Wage Says:

    Here’s one thing you don’t do, that this guy did: call 911.

    Call the police. Call the mayor. Call pet control! Don’t call 911.

  4. Chris Wage Says:

    Here’s one thing you don’t do, that this guy did: call 911.

    Call the police. Call the mayor. Call pet control! Don’t call 911.

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