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Tennessee No Longer Sounds Good To Me

After TDOT’s new slogan, Bredesen wants a new state slogan because the old one (Tennessee Sounds Good To Me) doesn’t do it for him. How about:

Tennessee, you can’t get here from there.

Tennessee, thank God for Mississippi.

Tennessee, where we get more Free Federal Money™ than everyone else.

Tennessee, we don’t like you because you’re successful.

Tennessee, who needs education, we have football.

Tennessee, come have a look around but don’t stay.

Seriously, I take pride in my state but it seems to me we have better things to do than devote resources on some catchphrase.

2 Responses to “Tennessee No Longer Sounds Good To Me”

  1. tgirsch Says:

    FARK.com is taking a survey of what the new motto should be. Current leader:

    Tennessee: Home of Al Gore and other fine wood products.

  2. mike hollihan Says:

    Unc, if you were a Firesign Theater fan, you’d know that the first one should be “Tennessee, you can’t there from here.” (From their legendary radio parody, “Nick Danger, Third Eye.”)

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

Uncle Pays the Bills

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