Oh God Make It Stop
I really wish baseball season would end. I personally don’t like baseball because a game lasts for about nine hours and it’s boring as Hell. Out of that nine hours, it’s maybe fifteen minutes of actual game play. The rest consists of watching men spit & scratch; listening to idiots state some arbitrary & meaningless statistics (this is the first time this has happened on the second Tuesday, with a full moon since the last time it happened); more spitting and scratching; the occasional fight; and overweight men (spitting and scratching) while standing around looking like they’re discussing something important.
But that’s not why I want baseball season to end. I want it to end so that all of those great bloggers out there will stop talking about baseball.
October 13th, 2003 at 7:35 pm
Well, we can’t all talk about guns and dogs, can we?
And once the Cubs finish up, I won’t talk about baseball again.
Promise.
Until after the World Series. When they start hiring new managers.
October 13th, 2003 at 10:11 pm
Amen, brother!
October 14th, 2003 at 9:06 am
It could be worse – we could be talking about hockey.
October 14th, 2003 at 2:51 pm
Agreed. The entire baseball season/post-season should be shortened from May to August, if that. The whole Yankees/Red Sox brouhaha culminating in a 70-year-old being slung to the ground illustrates how silly the sport is.