New Feature
I have created a new category for this blog called Notes to Junior. Me and the Mrs. are trying to bring a little Uncle into the world (he’d be your cousin, in case you wanted to know). And I am establishing this category so that I can document advice that I want to give him. Advice such as:
Slots are for suckers.
When you move, unpack and assemble your bed first. Otherwise, by the time you’re tired and realize you want to sleep, you’ll be pissed because you have to put your bed together.
The stripper is not going to go home with you.
When you’re out and drinking is the order of the night, stick to one drink. In fact, establish your standard drink so when anyone asks What’ll you have? you have something to say other than Uhh, lemme think about it.
It is sort of funny that I refer to our future child as him and he and the Mrs. refers to him as her and she. Advice posted here will be as it occurs to me and will remind me later what to talk about.
October 15th, 2003 at 12:20 pm
Plan like you’re going to live forever, but live like you’re going to die tomorrow.
October 15th, 2003 at 1:11 pm
Every night when I tucked in my daughters, I would whisper in their ear “elope…”
October 15th, 2003 at 3:12 pm
I am sooooo glad that I had a son. Did it all by myself too! Well, I think his mom was hanging around for part of it.
Hope yours goes better than that season on Friends.
October 15th, 2003 at 5:17 pm
If it sounds like a bad idea, it probably is. Rethink it.