Did you know . . .
that because I am not a soldier I can’t have a valid opinion about the Iraqi war?
I am also not a politician and therefore can’t have a valid opinion about politics. I am also not a football player and therefore can’t have a valid opinion about UT football.
Man, I’ve just run out of stuff to talk about.
Update: False alarm, turns out I am a soldier:
US Code: Title 10
US Code as of: 01/26/98Sec. 311. Militia: composition and classes
(a) The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard.
(b) The classes of the militia are –
(1) the organized militia, which consists of the National Guard
and the Naval Militia; and
(2) the unorganized militia, which consists of the members of the militia who are not members of the National Guard or the Naval Militia.
Whew, that was close.