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Dr. Laura: always good for a laugh

She compares daycare centers to Nazi Germany. And don’t forget to read this, excerpt:

Dear Dr. Laura:

[snip]

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

8 Responses to “Dr. Laura: always good for a laugh”

  1. Les Jones Says:

    That’s good stuff. And if you read your Bible you’ll find out that women should never teach or lead men.

    My religious friends tell me that this is Old Testament stuff, and Christ freed us from the laws. ‘Course, the 10 Commandments were Old Testament, too, so if it’s OK to wear garments made from two kinds of cloth I guess it’s OK to lie, steal, and murder.

  2. tgirsch Says:

    Les:

    While your Christian friends may find the argument that Jesus “freed us” from the laws of the Old Testament, Jesus himself contradicts that in Matt 5:17-20:

    Matthew 5
    The Fulfillment of the Law
    17″Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. 19Anyone who breaks one of the least of these commandments and teaches others to do the same will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven. 20For I tell you that unless your righteousness surpasses that of the Pharisees and the teachers of the law, you will certainly not enter the kingdom of heaven.

    The superscript tag doesn’t seem to work, and I’m not sure why.

  3. Xrlq Says:

    Leviticus 25:44 was written with a single nation in mind, not a federalist system like the one we have in the U.S. Thus, it is arguable that not all Americans may own slaves; only residents of border states can. Presumably, the federalist system of Mexico would also be relevant, meaning that California residents may only own slaves from Baja, Arizona residents may only own slaves from Sonora, etc.

    Who in their right mind would want to own a Canadian?

  4. Manish Says:

    Why can’t I own Canadians?

    Blame it on NAFTA…

  5. tgirsch Says:

    Why can’t I own Canadians?

    Because the scripture allows you to buy the slaves, but makes no requirement that your neighboring nation must sell them. You can’t own Canadians because they don’t sell them. 😉 (At least, not at a price you can afford…)

  6. John Anderson Says:

    Thanks for that. I may just print it out, or at least send the link to some of the characters who say the whole of the Bible must be obeyed.

    While I am at it, there are three versions of “Ten Commandments”: two are pretty much the same, but the third is wildly different. Hmm…

  7. SayUncle Says:

    Glad I could help 🙂

  8. tgirsch Says:

    John:

    there are three versions of “Ten Commandments”: two are pretty much the same, but the third is wildly different.

    Are you talking about the Protestant / Catholic / Jewish versions, or the three occurrences in the Bible? Two Biblical occurrences are, I believe, verbatim identical, but the third is way off, and that third is the only one ever actually referred to as “The Ten Commandments.”

    But Catholics, Jews, and Protestants all have somewhat different versions of the commonly understood ten commandments. Jews and Protestants split 1 and 2 differently. Catholics omit #2 entirely (Catholics love graven images, after all!) and instead split #10 into two.

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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