I knew I should’ve sold ads
I am now no longer the number one Google for Spiked Bracelets. I guess these things are popular now as I got bumped to page two and actual retailers occupy the first page. I should have capitalized on that claim to fame, what with the 20 or so hits it brought a month. The down side is that I’m no longer getting entertaining comments to this post, which you really should read for a good laugh.
Some comical and popular searches here at your favorite avuncular site:
Three most popular:
SUV deduction, marey carey, jim bob cooter;
Weird ones:
kids love their uncle and their uncle detained, the tick secret message from my teeth, bi semi confusion, hairy boobs female pic, bleeding bladders in cats;
My favorites:
say uncle punk, owlshit, skunk monkey, logistical problems while running revolution, rich liberals sickening, liberal pinkos;
Lastly, I am glad to say I’ve provided valuable service to some folks:
why dogs attack other dogs, how to get skunk smell out of the house, how to build an ar15, how to sue an airline for incompetence, mom is buying a trailer from someone we need to see if he is paying the taxes how would we do that.