I should have been in advertising
Me and the Mrs. saw a new Kentucky Fried Chicken commercial, where they refer to it as Kitchen Fresh Chicken. Note the subtlety with which I relay the initials KFC. I suggested to the Mrs. that the slogan for chicken should be:
Our chicken is as fresh as any dead animal can be.
Of course, I did also come up with Nestea is the best tea, surprised they haven’t used that.
Oh, and my slogan for Honda:
The $20,000 $10,000 car.
And for the Beef Council:
Beef, it’s not chicken.
Oh and one more for fresh chicken:
So fresh, you’ll swear you killed the little bastard yourself.
January 29th, 2004 at 2:02 am
The company’s name is no longer “Kentucky Fried Chicken”, it is officially “KFC”. They wanted to take “Fried” out of the name (lest people think that their food is unhealthy), so they changed it to KFC.
January 29th, 2004 at 9:55 am
Whirlpool Refrigerators = A damn good place to store rotting food.
January 29th, 2004 at 1:07 pm
I heard they dropped the full name because the crap they serve tastes so plastic that no one recognizes it as chicken.
February 12th, 2004 at 8:50 pm
I hear they changed it to KFC because they geneticically engineered it to have four legs ad so could no longer call it “Chicken”. But that’s stupid.
They should just call it
“Kitchen” “Fresh” Chicken*
*Disclaimer – The use of the word chicken does not imply the inclusion of actual chicken. Not that the tradmarked phrase “Kitchen” “Fresh” is in no way intended to imply that our Chicken* is in any way fresh or made in a kitchen. These claims have not been validated by the FDA (nor will they be, as for legal reasons we strictly define KFC as a home electronics device as thusly are not under the legal authority of the FDA). Please note that internal use of KFC is not recommended by nursing mothers, pregnant women, organic life, or robots.