SayUncle in statistical dead heat with Kucinich
SayUncle News February 5, 2004 – Dennis Kucinich reported that he was happy to break the one percent mark. His opponent, SayUncle (who isn’t even running), raked in exactly 0% of the vote. When asked about the neck and neck race, SayUncle responded: I didn’t come out here today to prove that I am only slightly less popular than this other guy whom you have heard of. In fact, I didn’t come out at all.
As the race for the White House among these two candidates is determined by ever dwindling margins, SayUncle stated he was very glad that he was in a statistical three way tie for fourth. On SayUncle, Kucinich reportedly said Who? When Kucinich was informed that he was statistically tied with almost everyone in the country, he quipped This race ain’t over to which this reporter replied Actually, for you, it is.
We’ll keep you posted on this race that is currently too close to call. Al Sharpton could not be reached for comment.
