Blogads
Look to your right, I am running my first blogads.
With apologies to SKB.
For reference, the ads are being added to the More button.
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Blogads |
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Poopcracker!
Tired of cleaning your backyard the hard way? Our new patented Poopcracker! Will make cleaning up Rover’s messes fun for the whole family. The Poopcracker! system is easy to use: Insert Poopcracker! into the offending doggie doo Light fuse Retreat to a safe distance Enjoy Dealing with a bunch of crap has never been this much fun! Raincoat sold separately |
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Real Life Singles
Name: KucinichGrrrl! I neglect to do my hair. I wear tank-tops, sandals, and sweatpants out in public every day. I use organic deodorant. I’m looking for a man who is willing to accept that I have given up on life. |
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Have you seen this man?
He’s been missing for months. Answers to the name Dick or Money. If found, please call 202-456-1414 ask for George |
February 19th, 2004 at 1:36 pm
Yeah, Buddy! I needs me some of them Poopcrackers! (Homo is full-grown now. It’s not pretty). 🙂
February 19th, 2004 at 2:09 pm
Hey. I’m single. What are the Say Uncle reader demographics? If I place a blog ad is there a good chance of me picking up a Kucinich babe?
February 19th, 2004 at 2:18 pm
Oh my! That’s more work that i considered doing.
February 19th, 2004 at 2:26 pm
Do you accept ads for illegal devices and immoral services? And will you take a check?
February 19th, 2004 at 2:29 pm
I accept any ad that is funny.
February 19th, 2004 at 4:43 pm
Somebody dropped a big Poopcracker (a quarterstick) in my girlfriend’s garbage can when the only trash in there was the bag with a week’s worth of what two dogs had left in the yard. It took her 2 hours to hose everthing off her neighbor’s garage.