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Let me make this clear

Kerry cannot win the general election. Period. Northern liberals do not get elected president unless they’re handsome and have sex with movie stars. With that and the fact Edwards just quit the Democrats are done in terms of the presidency this year.

I’ll bet one cold beer* on it. Any takers? C’mon! I ain’t scared. Everyone is lukewarm about Kerry, even Kerry.

*or adult beverage of choice. Must be 21 or older to participate. Void where prohibited by law; or if Bush does something really stupid between now and November; or if SayUncle typed this while under the influence of one too many bourbon and Cokes (which is altogether possible). Cash value 1/20 of ¢. Offer expires December 2004.

6 Responses to “Let me make this clear”

  1. Chris Wage Says:

    I’ll take that bet.

    I think discontent with Bush is growing enough that you could put Kucinich up there and still win.. Okay, maybe not.

  2. Brutal Hugger Says:

    I’ll take that bet too. Say a pint of Jack Daniel’s?

    I’m not predicting Kerry will win, I just think his odds are better than Bush’s.

    I will admit I’m lukewarm on Kerry and probably won’t vote for him. I won’t vote for Bush. Nader would really have to surprise me to earn my vote. So… who are the libertarians running?

  3. SayUncle Says:

    Libertarians haven’t ironed that out. I think they decide that at a convention sometime soon. They may have already done and received no press coverage (shocking?).

    Badnarik was one that leapt out at me but I’ve forgotten the rest. http://www.lp.org

  4. Xrlq Says:

    I’ll up the ante with a black and tan, which is technically two beers. I figure that by betting against Dubya, I win either way.

  5. Brutal Hugs Says:

    Beer, Bourbon, Bush
    Say Uncle is one of my favorite gun nuts, and I love that he’s blogging about bb guns the day before the election. He’s called the elecion for Bush and he’s willing to put beer where his mouth is. I am see more of a bourbon man, so I passed on the c…

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