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Oh, that Dick Cheney – funny guy

Said Cheney recently:

“The Administration takes this development seriously. Botox, of course, is related to the botulism toxin, which can be processed into high-grade biological weapons. We have dispatched Dr. David Kay . . . to search for the bio-warfare agents we believe hidden in Senator Kerry’s forehead. If Senator Kerry has used botox as part of a wrinkle enrichment program, he is in violation of U.N. Resolution 752. Upon receiving Dr. Kay’s report, the weapons of mass destruction that Senator Kerry so adamantly insists do not exist . . . may well be above his very nose.”

To which Kerry responded Oh yeah, your daughter’s gay.

3 Responses to “Oh, that Dick Cheney – funny guy”

  1. tgirsch Says:

    Technically, if I read the story right (and I may not have), the quote should be attributed to Wolfowitz, not Cheney.

  2. SayUncle Says:

    Welcome back! I couldn’t really tell from reading it who said it. I read it as cheney quoting wolfy.

  3. tgirsch Says:

    Yeah, that’s how I read it, too.

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