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Reuters:

The U.S. House of Representatives on Wednesday overwhelmingly approved legislation nicknamed the “cheeseburger bill” that would block lawsuits blaming the food industry for making people fat.

Approved on a 276-139 vote, the bill came up one day after health officials announced that obesity was on the verge of surpassing tobacco use as the leading preventable cause of death in the United States and urged people to exercise more and eat a balanced diet.

The bill has backing from the White House and much of the food industry but it faces hurdles in the Senate, which has often blocked House-passed measures that would cap legal damages or protect certain industries from lawsuits.

Kennedy is rumored to want to attach a hot dog banning bill in the senate.

DiFi is going to attach a bill that limits the number of fries sold to 10 per order and those burgers can only have one of the following features: pickles, onions, sesame seed bun, or lettuce.

Frist will attach a bill to study hot dogs.

Schumer is going to add a bill so that cheeseburgers can’t be sold at cheeseburger shows.

4 Responses to “Wait until the senate gets hold of it”

  1. Manish Says:

    you forgot about the Fast Food Buyers Bill of Rights.

  2. Thibodeaux Says:

    Has the phrase “slamming the courthouse door” been used yet?

  3. justin Says:

    Kennedy is rumored to want to attach a hot dog banning bill in the senate.

    Have you heard anything about a bill being passed that states: “If you run your car off a bridge while drunk off your ass and leave your girlfriend to drown you cant be charged with DUI and murder” ?

  4. triticale Says:

    And of course the EU is pushing for international agreements that you can’t sell something as a cheeseburger unless it was actually made in Cheeseburg.

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