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Low Carbs!

I just got back from lunch. Seems like every restaurant now has a “Low Carbs” menu.

I wonder how long before we start seeing “Low Carb” bottled water?

UPDATE: Powdered water—just add water! The question still remains: is it low-carb?

4 Responses to “Low Carbs!”

  1. tgirsch Says:

    Aha! Something we can agree on.

    Subway advertises its “Atkins-friendly” wraps, which have 27g of fat or more, but hey, they’re low carb, right?

    Meanwhile, ironically enough, they’re simultaneously advertising their support of a “heart walk” to help fight heart disease. Gee, Subway, how about fighting heart disease by not pushing cardiac bombs like your Atkins wraps?!?

    /sore spot

  2. Thibodeaux Says:

    I don’t have a dog in the fad diet fight. I’m just amused by advertising.

    For example, while it may sound ridiculous to market bottled water as “low carb,” I remember seeing a mattress commercial that did something similar. The mattress had special springs which had a particularly amazing property: the more you compressed them, the harder they pushed back.

    Space age technology, eh?

  3. Robert Douglas Says:

    They actually already have low carb bottled water. I believe they market it as low carb beer! Ha-ha-ha!

    wait… why am I the only one laughing???

  4. triticale Says:

    I’ve been looking into using a “Zero-Carb” engine for the upgrade/repair of my one car, but it adds over a thousand dollars to the cost of the project. My other car was already “Carb-Free” from the factory.

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