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Tennessee Sounds Good To Me

Knoxville is rated the worst city for asthma. And half of Tennessee adults are functionally illiterate. Oh boy.

6 Responses to “Tennessee Sounds Good To Me”

  1. Brian A. Says:

    Oy.

    Can we make a license plate or slogan for this?

  2. tgirsch Says:

    I always remember hearing that Cincinnati was one of the worst places to live for allergies and asthma, but they barely make this list.

    Tennessee, Sounds *cough cough* to me!

  3. SayUncle Says:

    I’d say combine the two problems:

    Tenese sowndz *coff coff* gud ta may.

  4. tgirsch Says:

    I especially like it if you pronounce the “ta may” like South Park TIMMY!

  5. triticale Says:

    In today’s society, isn’t “functionally illiterate” an oxymoron?

  6. Resonance Says:

    New State Motto
    Say Uncle ponders the state of the State of Tennessee and offers a new state motto. Department of Tourism, give this man a contract!…

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

Uncle Pays the Bills

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