A Blogging Record?
My daughter, who is 13 days old, may be the youngest blogger ever. I decided to turn her loose on the keyboard and see what happens. Using mostly her feet, here’s what she had to say:
v vnnbjhtg mjk;lnl’
kjhfstf bn nmb bn n,l m;’ m, m;’
.; .m; nl,
Ain’t that cute and insightful?
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July 1st, 2004 at 8:03 am
Hahah. I thought maybe you had Bill Hobbs guest posting there for a minute. Nice!
July 1st, 2004 at 9:17 am
“kjhfstf”? I almost sprayed soda all over my monitor! LOL.
July 1st, 2004 at 10:31 am
When she’s old enough for solid food you can feed her Alpha Bits cereal and see what she “says” ten minutes later.
Ah, barf jokes.
July 1st, 2004 at 10:33 am
Looks like she’s set to blog at The Corner!
July 1st, 2004 at 10:48 am
Watch out for that little pinky finger. I’m assuming that’s why she was using her feet to type, right?
July 1st, 2004 at 11:34 am
I am going to have to disagree. She argues “kjhfstf bn nmb bn n,l m;’ m, m;’
“, but I am fairly certain that the situation would call for kjfgks op nmb n,jjjo;’ c,
But, that is just my opinion.
July 1st, 2004 at 12:33 pm
13-days old, and she’s already one of the most coherent right-wing bloggers on the web. 😉
July 1st, 2004 at 12:59 pm
No, I’m fairly certain she’s either saying, “No Blood for kjhfstf!” or “Bush Lied, People mjk;lnl!”
Or it could just be incoherent nonsense…
Naaah.
July 1st, 2004 at 3:49 pm
v vnnbjhtg mjk;lnl’
kjhfstf bn nmb bn n,l m;’ m, m;’
.; .m; nl,
She’s voting for Nader?!?!
July 1st, 2004 at 4:28 pm
v vnnbjhtg mjk;lnl’
it should have read
v vnnbjhtg lnl’ mjk;
She used the wrong tense people.
July 1st, 2004 at 7:40 pm
Dare you to send her comments as a letter to the editor of the NYTimes.
July 2nd, 2004 at 9:57 am
She used the wrong tense people.
Which tense people should she have used?