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Question for those child development people

Those child development people tell me, at this stage in her life (3 weeks), that my daughter has spent her time learning the features of the caregivers (i.e., she’s looking at us and has a grasp of what me and her mom look like). Why, then, does she try to suckle the couch?

3 Responses to “Question for those child development people”

  1. Heartless Libertarian Says:

    Um…do you look like a couch? Lumpy, leathery, and well stuffed?

  2. Ed Flinn Says:

    Messy eaters in the family? Perhaps it tastes good.

  3. mostly cajun Says:

    Dear, dear friend–

    You’re in for a looooong ride. She does this to raise YOUR blood pressure. This is a trait that daughters are apparently born with, and you’ve got decades more of it to look forward to.

    Enjoy this phase she’s in now, because it it relatively benign. Wait’ll she’s a teen…

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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