SayUncle Travels Time
It’s true. Today, in a freak accident involving some Cucumber Melon Hand Soap from Bath and Body Works and an electric razor, I traveled a few months into the future. There wasn’t much exciting happening, so I turned on the television and caught the first debate between George W. Bush and John Kerry. Here is the actual transcript of what I saw before being sucked back through the space-time continuum:
Moderator: Mr. President, how do you respond to critics who say that you brought the nation to war under false pretenses?
George Bush: That’s a good question. I inform them that today America is safer from terr… LOOK OVER THERE, FAGS!
Moderator: Senator Kerry, your rebuttal?
John Kerry: Fags, what fags? I don’t see any fags.
July 14th, 2004 at 9:56 pm
Fags are hazardous to your health.
July 15th, 2004 at 3:15 pm
Cute, but you stole the “Look! Fags!” joke from Dave Chappelle. 🙂
July 15th, 2004 at 3:17 pm
No, actually i didn’t. I may have seen it since i watch the show a lot but, to be honest, i don’t recall it.
I never claimed to be original.
July 15th, 2004 at 10:25 pm
Uncle:
You don’t remember the “If President Bush Were Black” episode?
July 15th, 2004 at 11:04 pm
Mars, bitches!
i don’t remember the fags thing though.