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SayUncle Travels Time

It’s true. Today, in a freak accident involving some Cucumber Melon Hand Soap from Bath and Body Works and an electric razor, I traveled a few months into the future. There wasn’t much exciting happening, so I turned on the television and caught the first debate between George W. Bush and John Kerry. Here is the actual transcript of what I saw before being sucked back through the space-time continuum:

Moderator: Mr. President, how do you respond to critics who say that you brought the nation to war under false pretenses?

George Bush: That’s a good question. I inform them that today America is safer from terr… LOOK OVER THERE, FAGS!

Moderator: Senator Kerry, your rebuttal?

John Kerry: Fags, what fags? I don’t see any fags.

5 Responses to “SayUncle Travels Time”

  1. Thibodeaux Says:

    Fags are hazardous to your health.

  2. tgirsch Says:

    Cute, but you stole the “Look! Fags!” joke from Dave Chappelle. 🙂

  3. SayUncle Says:

    No, actually i didn’t. I may have seen it since i watch the show a lot but, to be honest, i don’t recall it.

    I never claimed to be original.

  4. tgirsch Says:

    Uncle:

    You don’t remember the “If President Bush Were Black” episode?

  5. SayUncle Says:

    Mars, bitches!

    i don’t remember the fags thing though.

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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