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Gandalf Defeats the Armada

Folks are astounded that in a BBC poll, 6% of 16-to-24-year-old Britons thought Gandalf defeated the Spanish Armada. 15% thought that on July 12, Orangemen in Ireland celebrate the victory at Helm’s Deep (silly wankers; we all know they’re celebrating Syracuse’s victory over…some other sports team).

“This is extremely shocking,” said Nick Seaton, a chairman of some education-booster-organization. Not to worry, Mr. Seaton. I suspect the lads have had a nice joke at the Beeb’s expense here. I can just imagine some teenage yob snickering to his mate, “Oy, Gaz, I marked ‘Gandalf’ for #12!”

3 Responses to “Gandalf Defeats the Armada”

  1. Andrew Says:

    During those anonymous drug use surveys we got in high school, my results would put Keith Richards to shame.

  2. CJ Says:

    Point of Order:

    We are no longer the Syracuse “Orangemen”. We are now simply the Syracuse “Orange”. Thanks for listening…

  3. Thibodeaux Says:

    My bad.

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