United States Senators for Truth
With a release of a new book entitled He Can’t Even Show Up For His Day Job, the United States Senators for Truth (and they even have a hard time calling themselves that) have come forward to challenge John Kerry. They allege that the man doesn’t show up for work.
The USST has released an ad attacking Senator Kerry’s lack of a record excerpted as follows:
John Edwards: If you have any questions about what John Kerry is made of, just spend 3 months campaigning with him.
Lamar Alexander: I served in the US Senate with John Kerry.
Trent Lott: I served in the US Senate with John Kerry.
Lamar Alexander: John Kerry has not been honest about being a Senator.
Rick Santorum: He’s lying about his record, mostly because, you know, he doesn’t have one. Hell, as crappy as my record is, at least I’ve got one. I don’t even think he’s a Senator
Trent Lott: Who cares if he was in Cambodia . . . Can I try that again? You think this tie makes me look dorky?
Cameraman: Senator, it’s not your tie that makes you look dorky.
Trent Lott: Huh?
Cameraman: OK, 3 . . . 2 . . . 1.
Trent Lott: Who cares if he was in Cambodia on Christmas in 1968? He hasn’t been to a Senate Intelligence Committee meeting in, like, two years.
John McCain: John Kerry vote on an issue? I’ve never seen it happen.
Rick Santorum: John Kerry betrayed the men and women he is supposed to serve from Massachusetts, which is OK because most of them are gay.
Diane Feinstein: He showed up to vote for some gun control once, so he’s OK with me.
Trent Lott: John Kerry failed to act on behalf of his constituents. Mostly because he, you know, failed to act at all. I don’t even know if he’s really a Senator.
August 31st, 2004 at 11:49 pm
The Kerry Grill
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In nine month’s, go on any big city street and ask, “Who was John Kerry?”. I’ll bet you get the answers: Oh, he’s that guy that was against the Viet Nam war”, or “Oh, he’s married to that rich lady” or Didn’t he run for something, or vote for something, gee, I don’t remember”.
John Kerry didn’t join the military to serve his country, he joined so this country would serve him, and he has not changed his views or served with any other purpose in mind but his own. He always thought of himself as another J.F.K., well that won;t happen, either will his over spoken wife become another Jackie.