Your civic doodie
Odd:
A psychiatrist who police say smeared excrement on dollar bills used to pay a parking ticket has been charged with harassment of a public official.
Ronald Preston McPike, 52, was arrested Sept. 30 at his office in Burlington.
He pleaded not guilty to the charge, a misdemeanor, and was released on $125 bond pending a Dec. 8 court appearance.
Officers received an envelope in July labeled “Foreign brown substance on bills.” The envelope contained several dollar bills and a parking ticket made out to a vehicle registered to McPike, police said.
Tests indicated the brown substance was fecal matter and indicated that the stain patterns resulted from the matter being smeared on the bills.
“All personnel that dealt with the bills were offended by what the defendant did,” an affidavit said.
Alrighty, then.
October 8th, 2004 at 10:32 am
Crazy psychiatrist
Plumber with toilet problems
Starving nutrionist
Jailed lawyer
October 8th, 2004 at 1:17 pm
obviously the pschyatrist was abused during his potty training days which managed to manifest itself in a moment of rage…
🙂
October 8th, 2004 at 4:26 pm
Civic doodie? I’m betting you were simultaneously proud and ashamed of that pun…
October 8th, 2004 at 4:31 pm
Actually, I had to ponder if it was doodie or doody. But i thought it was funny. Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you 🙂
October 8th, 2004 at 6:33 pm
You really need to put that tag line back at the top of your blog. 🙂