Rubber ducky, you’re the one
From the buckle of the Bible belt:
Tenn. A yellow ducky sponge Katherine Williams had on sale at a flea market in Spring Hill caused quite a stir.
Turning a knob on the ducky’s tail makes it vibrate. Authorities in the city 30 miles south of Nashville say that makes it a sex toy.
Police say they got complaints about the item Saturday, but Williams had taken down her display by the time officers arrived. Other vendors refused to be witnesses. Police say they lack evidence to prosecute.
Williams gives in-home parties, selling lotions and adult novelties in a business called Passions and Pleasures.
So, if it vibrates, it’s a sex toy? That’s a pretty loose set of criteria. And to think, Junior’s bouncy seat is now a sex toy. People in Spring Hill, Tennessee obviously need something to do.
November 2nd, 2004 at 10:15 am
So does my cell phone.
Hmmmm…
November 3rd, 2004 at 8:11 pm
Same crap here in Texas, when I am travelling for the company I tend to stop by the local “Adult” shops so I can see how the other half lives.
Here in Texas most adult stores treat you like a criminal the second you walk in. “Let me see your ID!, NOW, gimmeee you PERV!”