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And followed it with 6 gallons of Maalox

That’s a lot of gut bombs:

Japan’s Takeru “The Tsunami” Kobayashi set a new world hamburger-eating record Saturday by consuming 69 Krystal hamburgers in eight minutes to win the inaugural Krystal Square Off World Hamburger-Eating Championship in Chattanooga.

The guy weighs like 130 pounds. And for you non-local readers a Krystal is similar to a White Castle burger, except it is infinitely better.

10 Responses to “And followed it with 6 gallons of Maalox”

  1. Thibodeaux Says:

    I asked a Yankee friend of mine to describe White Castle:

    “Rat-burgers with onions.”

  2. Mays Says:

    I went and watched that crap. It was hilarious! That little asian dude can put some Krystals away!

  3. Countertop Says:

    I was in Jersey this weekend visiting my grandmother. On the way back we saw a White Castle and I took my wife in – she had heard of them, but had never had one.

    Well, as they say, one White Castle will last you all life long (and for the next millenia as well). We each had one bite and missed Krystals oh so much (and Chilli Pups . . . )

  4. tgirsch Says:

    Yeah, umm, I’m going to have to go ahead and… disagree. White Castle beats the pants off of Krystal, any day of the week. Krystal is nothing more than a cheap White Castle knock-off. It is to White Castle what Burger King is to McDonald’s (except that BK and McD’s both suck); what Huddle House is to Waffle House; what Ghoulies is to Gremlins.

    I’d take a White Castle cheeseburger over a Krystal cheeseburger any day, without hesitation. White Castle’s fish sandwiches also rule.

    (The Krystal chili pups are pretty good, though…)

  5. Thibodeaux Says:

    This has the potential to be a more heated discussion than “.45 vs. 9mm.”

  6. kevin Says:

    No, actually, both White Castle and Krystal are food for people with no taste buds. At least in the north we can spell the names of our crappy eateries correctly 🙂

  7. SayUncle Says:

    Kevin commending his own spelling? Oh, irony. And not just in that little alanis morrissette way, either.

  8. tgirsch Says:

    I’m not entirely sure how Witchita qualifies as “the North,” either.

    But for the record, I don’t accept culinary criticism from a guy (Kevin) who thinks cheese is evil.

  9. Chris Wage Says:

    I’m gonna have to take Uncle’s side here. Krystal > White Castle.

  10. tgirsch Says:

    Hmm. Must be a southern thing, then. I happen to prefer burgers that actually taste like something. The couple times I tried Krystals, they were utterly tasteless.

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