Too funny
Warning: Profanity to follow, do not click if that offends you and you have no sense of humor.
The Daily Probe is too damn funny
Nipple Nipple Assface Cunt Day Care Center Opens for Tourette’s Children
CHICAGO (DPI) – The trend toward special-needs-oriented day care centers took a new step Monday morning as Sunny Day Nipple Nipple Assface Cunt Child Care Center opened for business in Downtown Chicago. “Children afflicted with Tourette’s Syndrome need a facility that understands their condition,” explains Teri Grainger, a counselor and attendant at Sunny Day Nipple. “If a 3-year-old calls his caregiver a cocksucking cumdumpster at a regular day care facility, he or she will get sent to time out or worse. Here, we know the child is really asking for a hug or maybe some juice.” When asked if it is difficult working with a room full of foul-mouthed toddlers, Grainger acknowledged as such. “The days can get long when you work in a room full of three-foot-tall Australian sailors, but the smiles in their eyes during a game of Duck Duck SUCK MY ASS or Simon Says, ‘FUCK YOU, JIZZGUZZLING WHORE!’ makes it all worthwhile.”
March 31st, 2005 at 12:14 pm
If I had to choose a mental illness, I’d definitely want to have Tourette’s Syndrome.
March 31st, 2005 at 2:05 pm
That is very funny.
Considering how much I swear on my blog, I must have Tourette’s….