I’ve got legs, baby, I’m everywhere
This weekend marks junior’s start of mobility. She, almost instantly, started to crawl. I mean really crawl. Before, she’d crawl a little, maybe 2 feet to get a toy or something. Now, she’s clearing entire rooms. Had to childproof cabinets and attach things that might fall to walls.
She’s not the fastest thing on the planet so the dogs don’t yet have to worry about being chased. But she is going. Mom and dad were so proud.
April 19th, 2005 at 6:58 pm
When this kid walks will there be a gun store in Minneapolis? When she votes will it be for the lesser of two evils? Will she be on a no-fly list? Will they search her when she enters and exits public buildings? Will her guns be registered? Will she need six liscenses, tags, stickers to drive down the street? Will she be tagged with a government indentification number? Will her biometrics be on a government database? Will half her income be seized? Will a chip be inserted under her skin to track her whereabouts?
When this kid is an adult will she be a FREE human being…or a worse slave than we?