Jesus built my hotrod
But he can’t get a driver’s license. No, really:
Jesus Christ is hoping to move to West Virginia, but he’s having trouble getting a driver’s license.
The man is described as a white-haired businessman who’s been using that name for 15 years without a problem. He has a U.S. passport, Social Security card and Washington driver’s license — all bearing the name Jesus Christ.
No word on whether Dammit can get one.
May 23rd, 2005 at 9:34 am
West Virigina? I thought he left Chicago and was bound for New Orleans.