Yeah, because football isn’t already filled with dangerous sounding lexicon. Offense, defense, ariel attack, long bombs, etc. They need to listen one more time to George Carlin comparing baseball and football.
Here it is (in part) from George Carlin: In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy’s defensive line.
August 12th, 2005 at 12:36 pm
Political Correctness will be the death of history. We didn’t have a Civil War. It was the United States Internal Disagreement.
August 12th, 2005 at 3:52 pm
Yeah, because football isn’t already filled with dangerous sounding lexicon. Offense, defense, ariel attack, long bombs, etc. They need to listen one more time to George Carlin comparing baseball and football.
August 12th, 2005 at 3:59 pm
Here it is (in part) from George Carlin: In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy’s defensive line.