Then how do you get the money into the garter?
In Nashville, they’ve apparently solved all problems because their Titty Council has enacted a law that says strippers must stay three feet from their customers. Blake, on the $100K per year it will take to enforce, notes:
Out of that $100,000 about $55,400 will be for salary for the inspector, more than 400 background checks per year for the pole professionals and around $2,600 for court reporter fees.
$55K to inspect titty bars? Sign me up.
October 13th, 2005 at 11:52 am
Count yourself lucky. L.A. just passed (or is in the process of passing, I forget which) a six foot rule.
October 13th, 2005 at 11:55 am
Dang, the only good place to find a stripper these days is to go to a third world country.
October 13th, 2005 at 9:37 pm
Yup…Seattle’s looking at a 4 foot rule.
October 17th, 2005 at 1:25 pm
And the crabs can jump how far? (Ugly sailor talk/off)