I won the Powerball!
Seriously. I matched the powerball number and won a whopping $3! Guess I’ll be needing that tax lawyer.
Seriously. I matched the powerball number and won a whopping $3! Guess I’ll be needing that tax lawyer.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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October 20th, 2005 at 4:46 pm
Last Saturday I won $4!
NEENER, NEENER!
I live in Oregon, but alas, I lost yesterday’s 340 million prize. Some other bastard got it!
October 21st, 2005 at 2:06 pm
You need to do something with your lottery winnings before Uncle Sam taxes you to death. Take me out for a beer and I’ll fill you in on a tax shelter that involves buying me a beer.