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Bush is set to name Alan Greenspan’s successor to the Federal Reserve Board today at 1PM. In documents obtained by SayUncle, it can be revealed Bush is expected to announce Cris Comerford, the White House Chef, to the job.

Cris is highly qualified and, hey, cooking is no different from cooking books said Bush of the nomination. Most importantly, he continued, she has a vagina and that’s key to any presidential appointment.

In a memo written earlier this year, Cris said: You’re the most bestest President ever. Apparently, that’s a qualification for the job.

The appointment is subject to Congressional confirmation. Senator Chuck Schumer, D-NY, said Dude, what the Hell? and had had a nervous breakdown. Meanwhile, Arlen Specter refused to comment.

Blogger and radio host Hugh Hewitt opined Man, this shit sandwich keeps getting better and better. I’d have never thought to add capers. Really covers up the turd taste. Solid B+.

Update: Bush picks Ben Bernanke, chairman of the president’s Council of Economic Advisers, who, according to experts, doesn’t have a vagina. Stupid anonymous sources.

Posted in uncategorized on October 24th, 2005 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |